can you show off the cool face you make when the camera comes up to you?

(via stylinlover)

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(via fuckinq)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via cumfort)

frayland:

literally the most badass moment in the history of animated film

(via stylinlover)

A couple of times in your life, it happens like that. You meet a stranger, and all you know is that you need to know everything about them.
Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy (via monopolist)

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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(via hi)

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

(via cumfort)

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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